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91st Strategic Reconnaissance Squadron
Commanders Guide
for measuring the performance capabilities of
USAF Aerial Reconnaissance
Flight Crew, Operations, Maintenance
and Support Staff Members

(Retain only those with 23 or more accumulated points.)
Performance
Factors
5
4
3
2
1
Quality
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
 Must take
a running start to leap over a tall building.		 Can only leap over short or medium buildings without spires. Crashes into
buildings.		 Cannot recognize buildings.
Adaptability Walks on water consistently. Walks on water in emergencies. Washes with
water.		 Drinks water. Passes
water in emergencies.
Timeliness
 Is faster than a speeding bullet. Is as fast
as a speeding bullet.		 Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Would you believe
a slow bullet?		 Wounds himself
with the bullet.
Initiative
 Is stronger than a locomotive. Is stronger than a bull elephant. Is stronger than a bull. Shoots
the bull.		 Smells
like
a bull.
Communication Talks
with
God.		 Talks
with
angels.		 Talks
to
himself.		 Argues with himself. Looses the arguments with himself.

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