Tales from a WW II ZI
B-29 Emergency Mobile
Repair and Test Flight
Crewmember

by Art Jones

Chapter 3, Page 2 of 3

Great Bend Stories

Plain Jane And The Airman

One of the barracks mates I came to know very well was from Los Angeles. David L. Breatherton was a film editor who had worked for 20th Century Fox. Dave was an “L” Pilot. These were the people who flew the small single engine planes designed initially for liaison duties in the Army Air Corps before the start of WW II. As Gunners developed the need for training with actual bullets, a tower was constructed on an aerial Firing Range. The machine guns were installed in mockup positions to simulate the actual airplane's conformation.

A large canvas sleeve was designed to be trailed out behind the “L” Plane, and was flown in and around the training gunners. They would fire at their airborne target and the hits would be monitored by instructors with binoculars in their training tower.

Those of us who were seasoned flight crew members knew that the first requirement for an “L” Pilot was to be certified insane. These people flew their little aircraft similar to the manner in which yo-yo's were manipulated. For example: They would fly over the training tower and drag the airplane's wheels on it’s flat corrugated tin roofing. The ungodly noise inside would almost cause the new trainees to lose control of their bladders.

We all received a two week furlough during November of 1944. Upon returning to duty, the next several days of conversation were devoted to swapping tales of the activities and events of our time back home. Naturally, there had to be some stretching of the facts as each one of us attempted to outdo the others in describing the eating, drinking and love making enjoyed on furlough.

It took several of these bull sessions before someone noticed Dave Bretherton hadn't contributed to the sum of our experiences. We finally asked him what he had done back in Los Angeles during his time off. He said, “I guess the only interesting thing that happened to me was taking Jane Russell (she of Howard Hughes fame) to a motion picture premiere and afterward she cooked my breakfast in her apartment.

The response from his audience was worse than any movie critic ever uttered about a celluloid tale. “You California big shots all try to tell us you know the movie stars, you probably haven't even seen the Stage Door Canteen.“ “You are God Damn liars.” “That dame with the Big Boobs is married to the football player, he'd tear your stupid head off.” During all the verbal carnage Bretherton didn't respond to the insults. He just shrugged and let a small smile flicker across his face.

Jane Russell
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We had been back on duty about two weeks when at mail call, Sgt. Bretherton received a package. Inside was a stack of publicity pictures from 20th Century Fox. They were almost moment-by-moment freezing of the night their in-service film editor was honored by escorting Jane Russell to a premiere showing of the studio's latest motion picture. Then to give this brave aviator some home cooking, Miss Russell made bacon and eggs in her own kitchen.

I'll always remember Dave's not gloating about his proof of performance and restoration of status among his flying mates. As a post script, David L. Bretherton won a coveted Oscar years later for his editing of the “Cabaret” motion picture starring Liza Minelli.

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